8 XXX : literally why

[wife] The pay is great, but her bosses are literally slavedrivers, dammit.

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When your mom cheated on your dad, her new boyfriend moved in before you dad had even moved out. He gave the "New man of the house" speech literally right in front of your dad. He was such a dick and your sisters were always bitches, so you didnt get why

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His testicles are literally double the size of yours. She deserves the load he's about to produce.

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Just woke up, why isn't anyone using me yet?

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Being horny at the storefront. Customers are literally 10 feet away but through a wall. lol

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