For some reason I have a strong urge to pinch both sets of nipples.
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"You girls have fun! I'll be at the office, getting that promotion. Bye, now!"
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I may or may not have been responsible for my friend's predicament.
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Meanwhile, she's secretly hoping that her ass of a husband DOESN'T pay the ransom...
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Little did she know that the boys she was babysitting were Eagle Scouts who knew their knots...
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"See? I'm not all bad! I added a little pleasure to your predicament!"
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