8 XXX : go me

"Hello, son? Did you hear me? This resort is clothing optional. Just don't leave your shorts on and jaw open the entire trip."

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How nice of mom to get me breakfast in bed

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Mom took me out for brunch as an early Mardi Gras treat.

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It was those commercials that prompted mom and me to take the vacation in the first place: What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.

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"Got in early. Hope you don't mind me making myself at home, bro."

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When I'm feeling low, my sister always knows how to make me smile.

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It's easier to get mom to model for me when I call them "glamour shots."

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Why are you acting so shy son? You bought me this dress. This is what you wanted to see isn't it?

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I thought my brother would stop fucking me when he got married. Guess I was wrong. ;)

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When she got a boyfriend, I told my sister she'd still have to make room for me.

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"You better not be sneaking up on me again, son. You're so bad at this 'hide and seek' game you like so much."

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Having to clean out the shower drain has been getting annoying, but at least my sister let me know it was for a good purpose.

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This was mom's idea of sending me a subtle hint

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My daughter never hides how she feels around me.

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Mom promised me something special this Valentine's Day. I just didn't know how special until I arrived.

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I cancelled all my meetings and headed home when mom sent me this picture from my apartment.

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Mommy's teaching me how to properly give head.

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Mom doesn't sunbathe as much as taunt me.

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Do you wanna join me in the hammock, Daddy?

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The teasing never stops between my sister and me. It only gets more interesting.

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My niece lost her bet me... damn right I collected

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Mom's started calling me a natural producer.

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Thanks for coming to see me dance, cousin! Maybe I could show you some of my moves back at the hotel?

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My aunt is annoyed at me for wanting to take a picture before eating each other out.

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"Time to decide, bro: do you love me more, or your car?"

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So, you didn't want me to eat the banana, Daddy?

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"You can sit and watch, bro. This is what Daddy gets for being sweet to me."

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Mom won't let me outside until I've finished my daily chores.

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"Come on bro, let me show you the best part of camping."

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"Congrats on your 18th, nephew. And while you still can't drink with me, I think there is something we'll finally be able to enjoy."

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Mom was happy to swing by and cook me breakfast in bed on my birthday. The outfit took a little more convincing.

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I see you've been waiting for me, mom.

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After we signed the lease on a new apartment together, my sister said she could finally act around me the way she wanted.

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Mom caught me peeking at her on the beach during our vacation. She insisted we discuss it later.

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I told mom I wanted her to wear something with easy access, so bought something just for me.

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Sis never catches me off guard in our squirt-gun wars.

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My sister greets me like this every morning.

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My oldest daughter can't stop sending me pictures of her new boobs

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When mom was returning to our beach spot alone, she had a way of letting me know.

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Mom knew how to cheer me up after a long day at work

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Well nephew, are you gonna just stand there or join me?

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I got stuck with the basement couch over the holidays. But at least mom sneaks down to keep me company.

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When I asked mom why she wanted to leave the game early, she just turned around and stared at me.

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"Well, you convinced me to come over and strip down to this. Now what do you propose we do, brother?"

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Mom and sis were expecting me when I arrived at the beach.

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"So you'll buy me the new shoes, right Daddy? And here's what you'll get in return."

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Sis can win any bet with her friends, by giving me a kiss.

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Mom's great about introducing me to all of her friends.

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My mother would never advocate speeding. But she lets me know when I have a reason to hurry home.

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Don't you want to tutor me, Daddy? I need hands-on experience.

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