"Don't struggle too hard, you might get a splinter on that ass of your's"
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For some reason I have a strong urge to pinch both sets of nipples.
imgur.com category @DaveTheRoper
"You girls have fun! I'll be at the office, getting that promotion. Bye, now!"
imgur.com category @DaveTheRoper
I may or may not have been responsible for my friend's predicament.
imgur.com category @DaveTheRoper
Meanwhile, she's secretly hoping that her ass of a husband DOESN'T pay the ransom...
imgur.com category @Redguard231