imgur.com category @violet_white
[f] Sir said I needed to learn a lesson. That meant getting my knickers down over his knee.
imgur.com category @violet_white
Wi(f)e said she wanted to be shared. We're working on a couple pic to share. What do you guys think?
imgur.com category @hung-over
Remember when Austin Powers said "Good God!" yeah... anyone have more of her?
imgur.com category @alostkosmo
my gf said I have a tiny dick and can't fuck her properly so she demand me to find her a real man
imgur.com category @thelittle_boy
My wife said if this pic of her giving me head gets a good response she'll let me link a gif of her
imgur.com category @[deleted]
My wife just sent me this from work and said, "Happy Friday!" It is now, that's for sure.
imgur.com category @NudesNudesNudes
[f] Someone said my captain was here ;) like my new dress? (x-post from gwnerdy)
imgur.com category @Haut3Couture
Ariel said it would be her pleasure to take a selfie with me... I must meet her now.
imgur.com category @PressYtoFly
With a wink, my aunt said that my older cousin was waiting out back for me.
tumblr.com category @lepota
tumblr.com category @lepota
imgur.com category @dirtnast403
When sis wouldn't stop complaining about her boyfriend, mom said it was time to share
tumblr.com category @lepota
imgur.com category @dirtnast403
"Your mom said you were watching Star Wars again. Think you can bring me to the dark side, nephew?"
tumblr.com category @lepota
tumblr.com category @lepota
imgur.com category @[deleted]
Mom said to take care of the hooker first--we had all night to celebrate my birthday.
tumblr.com category @lepota
imgur.com category @BlueTowelWithHoles
tumblr.com category @lepota
tumblr.com category @lepota
I asked sis to film my girlfriend and me, but she said her hands would be too busy.
tumblr.com category @lepota
I showed this old baby photo to mom. She said we could try to recreate it.
tumblr.com category @lepota
tumblr.com category @lepota
tumblr.com category @lepota
I knew my sister was joking when she said "Take a picture, it'll last longer." But still.
tumblr.com category @lepota
r/randomsexiness said left has a derp face and recommended a paper bag
imgur.com category @[deleted]