When we get together to watch the video later, mom always complains her butt looks bigger on camera.
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Aunt Linda was worried about re-entering the dating scene, so sis and I offered to ease her back in
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Staying at my cousins' for the summer, I'm finding it easier to fit in than I imagined.
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When my mom pulled me over, she said there was only one way she would let me out of the ticket.
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Sis waited until after the guests went home before she gave me my birthday present
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When sis showed me her recent purchases, I drove us the hell back home.
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After weeks of hot, sweaty runs with my sister, the rest was inevitable.
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My niece couldn't believe what I did when she came inside from the pool. Or how it ended.
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"We're almost there kids, so finish whatever's causing the racket back there."
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When my cousin came out of the closet, she brought other surprises for me as well.
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Until that moment, I'd had no idea sis followed me to the sex club.
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With hours ahead in the back seat, my new step sister and I were itching to get to know one another.
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Auntie prefers to spend time on the deck. I've started to as well.
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"I saw you spying on them in the shower, nephew. Want to see how I dry them off?"
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My sister and I soon realized the best way to control our dangerous moaning
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When offered the chance to spend time with my cousin, I lap it up.
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Once she divorced dad, mom wanted the world to know how happy we were.
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Lucky for us, the friend my sister can share all her secrets with is a gymnast
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Sis had this "are you really fucking doing this?" look the entire time. But I was long overdue.
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My nieces looked up knowingly, as my son dove into the little present I had arranged for him.
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When sis and I traveled to Oktoberfest, she felt the calling of my Germanic root.
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I work so hard for straight A's because I know what the reward is going to be
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My niece tells herself that if it's just the ugly parts bumping each other, it's not really wrong.
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After she agreed to the hotel room following a romantic dinner, I had one final surprise for my aunt
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At her insistence, I'm always the last one to leave my aunt's garden parties.
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With fam still yapping inside, sis and I snuck out to the car for some quiet.
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Cousin Ben didn't waste much time once my parents left for the day
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Sis was peeved that I called her away from the pool. Until she saw why.
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