If you haven't gotten her a gi[f]t yet - Wireless Hitachi is the way to go...
imgur.com category @lizanawow
imgur.com category @Fitnotfitthrowaway2
gfycat.com category @PrincessIsobel
You're pretty bad at hiding, nephew. Want to join your auntie in the shower?
imgur.com category @ohmyunf
"I know it's not quite your birthday son, but my friends and I couldn't wait to surprise you."
tumblr.com category @lepota
tumblr.com category @lepota
Oops! Sorry mom, bro and I promise not to use your master bath again without asking.
tumblr.com category @lepota
I'm putting toys up my ass while I get drunk and watch Netflix. How's your Friday night going?
imgur.com category @crassfellow
He came so much! Now you have to do your job ... so start licking.
imgur.com category @heyjoewhatsthat
At The Hotel Pool. A Guy Behind Us Saw What Was Going On And Kept Walking Past To Get A Better Look
imgur.com category @dontusetherealone
[F] Late night....bored...guess I'll just gag myself and go watch TV. Could use some company....
imgur.com category @sirsdressupdoll
I wanted to call this a hole in one... but we'll go with whore and 3
gfycat.com category @MandF_play
If you could just go ahead and put your face in between my legs, that would be great, mkay?
gfycat.com category @iambaddie
There's nothing more satisfying than coming home to see you've raised your family right.
imgur.com category @lepota
In sporting terms, your wife has assigned you to the bench for poor performance.
imgur.com category @soloman_aus
His testicles are literally double the size of yours. She deserves the load he's about to produce.
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
You couldn't provide for your wife, so she had to work for me as a maid.
gfycat.com category @pm_me_your_wet-pussy