The pool party game I suggested was a joke, but my cousin seized on the idea.
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My appearance at the 4th of July barbecue was a bit of a surprise; but a good one to my sister.
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Sis complained that the stripper I brought ruined her party. But I think it just made her jealous.
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I got dragged into the showers after my cousin at the pool, but it was worth it.
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Sis is still getting used to having me as her boss, but she's working at it.
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I came home early to greet my son from college, but found my daughter beat me to it.
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It always takes one of my sisters longer to get ready in the morning. But that's probably my fault.
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She can't cook breakfast, but staying at my aunt's house does mean the best wake ups.
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Sis doesn't come out of her room often, but when she does it's worth it.
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I try to listen to mom's stories at the end of the day, but at times it's hard to focus.
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I'm not sure I helped my sister get over her ex-boyfriend. But I took her mind off it.
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He's a typical, single-minded meathead. But I actually like that about my step-brother.
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Sis may have feigned shock at what we were doing, but she didn't stop.
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When sis catches you at the neighbor's house, but is actually chill af.
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Sis is always asking to try out her new zen routines. But not everything relaxes so easily.
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It's a long wait for our bus every day, but sis and I find ways to pass the time.
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Hot massages are always nice from my brother, but I like him on top, and inside, as my lover.
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Mom is always complaining about how messy my sister keeps her bed. But that's partially my fault.
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Mom and dad think I'm a bumbling idiot at the dinner table. But it's my sister's fault.
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Dad complains about our noisy cooking lessons, but mom is doing her best to stay quiet.
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My sister's new friend is hot, but she's starting to encroach on my territory.
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Our younger cousin moved in last week, but she's still settling into our very active lifestyle.
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It's embarrassing, but dad takes a keen interest in all the girls I bring home.
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My new step-sister doesn't talk much, but I'm still enjoying the new life with her.
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I've never been led by hand on a tropical beach. But sis does pull me into her bedroom.
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My sister's boyfriend is a hopeless drunk. But I'm always there for her when needed.
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Not many girls can handle my package but I always have my sister to fall back on.
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I'm still not sure what they fed my step-sister growing up, but it worked.
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