Mom has a taste for the theatrical, and sought my help with a rendition of Caligula.
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Mom and I exchanged reasons we love each other on Valentine's Day. Her #1 was a bit of a surprise.
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Mom invited a parade of strange men into her bedroom growing up. At least I was permitted to watch.
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Mom may have begged for the new master bathroom, but it was for both of our benefit.
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Mom gave me a couple of good reasons for jumping in the pool with her
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Mom makes some pretty bad "Dad jokes." But "wanna lay?" wasn't one of them.
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Mom would have a lot of trouble keeping her clothes on whenever I was visiting her.
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Mom's so excited to talk to me when she comes home from work, she loses track of changing.
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Mom complains I've been keeping her up 24/7 with dad out of town. But when I'm up, so should she be.
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Mom was out of town last week, so we're celebrating Valentine's Day a little late.
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Mom was always the centre of attention at parties. She said it was just down to her charm.
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Mom's clothes are an indication of what she wants, and I know what that means.
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Mom let me take photos of her in anything she owns, and she doesn't seem to care what I pick
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Mom was confused why I wanted to click a picture of her trying on some boots
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Mom brings plenty of nice girls over for me to get to know. But I already have my favorite.
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Mom didn't have the time to invite both of my bullies over and confront them individually
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