In sporting terms, your wife has assigned you to the bench for poor performance.
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His testicles are literally double the size of yours. She deserves the load he's about to produce.
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You couldn't provide for your wife, so she had to work for me as a maid.
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gfycat.com category @detroitrock
gfycat.com category @BBSK9911
You're lucky. He doesn't seem to mind checking up on her frequently while you're out.
gfycat.com category @Nilfgaardian_Leviosa
imgur.com category @trezobel
Except that you are not drunk, you are laying there listening to your wife get piped
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She always said your size didn’t bother her. She’s about to feel what’s been missing
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gfycat.com category @PM_4_DEEPTHROAT
You call your wife to ask about her business trip. She seems busy...
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imgur.com category @bimbolivia
You wish you could take his advise but you can't learn to have a big dick.
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gfycat.com category @Nilfgaardian_Leviosa
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