"See? I'm not all bad! I added a little pleasure to your predicament!"
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Don't act so surprised. You knew your shirt had to come off as much as I did.
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At least the kidnappers waited until after her school dance to nab the rich lawyer's daughter.
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You can't hold a Candle to some nice secretary bondage. Or maybe you can. I'm bad at puns.
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"Be a dear and give your hubby a few 'mmphs' to let him know you're still alive, will ya?"
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Sorry officer Jasmine it seems like you're the one who has the right to remain silent
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She's starting to worry about where those dirty yellow teeth might start nibbling
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Pretend they're the three starting pokemon. Which one do you pick to take with you?
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