You can't hold a Candle to some nice secretary bondage. Or maybe you can. I'm bad at puns.
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Usually not a fan of manipulations, but my love of Lena Headey and OTM gags is too strong....
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"Be a dear and give your hubby a few 'mmphs' to let him know you're still alive, will ya?"
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Candle, you silly girl! You can't use scissors with your feet, especially when they're taped up!
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Sorry officer Jasmine it seems like you're the one who has the right to remain silent
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