Tied Up and Gagged Next to the Christmas Tree (x-post from /r/gagged)
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Lucia instantly regret leaving her ballgag on her dresser when the robber broke in
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"You girls have fun! I'll be at the office, getting that promotion. Bye, now!"
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Meanwhile, she's secretly hoping that her ass of a husband DOESN'T pay the ransom...
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Little did she know that the boys she was babysitting were Eagle Scouts who knew their knots...
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A bunny in a bind is worth two in the bush. So what does that make two bunnies?
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Didn't have milk or cookies, so we just left Christina out for the Jolly Ol' Fat Bastard.
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