8 XXX : dats love

E-Bae would be a good nickname for the subreddits that facilitate users selling their affection/attention/naked pics (e.g., GF experience, or "premium" accounts) (M)

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Nothing screams “fuck me” like this Whole Foods bathroom lighting

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Told My Roomie... Think She’ll Look for Me? (NSFW gif)

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Showing off my post-workout pump, enjoy

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Thong selfie

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Looking pretty defined in this picture

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JOCKMAIL

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Waiting While She Showers [NSFW]

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✈️ JOIN ME IN THE MILE HIGH CLUB

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Grip

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Post shower selfie

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Like an Explorer on familiar Terrain, I won't need a Passport or a Compass when I Traverse your body – just give (M)e the green light

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Do I belong here? Thought I might be able to show off

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Ready for the hotel pool! Hope this meets dress code

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Woodpecker: redundant slang for dick, or a euphemism for someone who gives head?

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Morning! Look who’s already up [NSFW]

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I can never resist [NSFW]

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If you're a very active bottom, "top of the morning" can be both a greeting and a description of your plans for the day (M)

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A theory in science is neither a random guess nor less valid than a scientific law. It's a *well-supported* explanation for a phenomenon (M)

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Hips of man

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"Radiation" has (M)ultiple meanings/uses, and not all radiation is bad. Non-ionizing radiation — radio waves, visible light, microwaves, etc. — is generally harmless

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Tall and lanky

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If someone's *really* into deep throating, can you say that you're in their neck of the woods when receiving head from them? (M)

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18 Watcha think?

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So fucking horny on the couch [NSFW]

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Do you like your nurse with a nice V?

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Every time someone unnecessarily adds an apostrophe to (M)ake noun's plural or conjugate a verb, an English teacher shed's a tear

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Had the thought today that "Hot Rods" would be a good name for a dick-focused subreddit (M)

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I want to make your panties hold back so much wetness that you'll say dam (M)

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Semi-Casual V while in central London today

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Please Ride My Cock - Audio ON [NSFW]

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(M) Would your friends be green with envy if I were chlorophylling you up? (So, so

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Come Up to My Room for My Cake Day (NSFW gif)

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I'm guessing my birthday suit doesn't count as business casual in (M)ost workplaces

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Good morning... how would you wake me up? [NSFW]

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Alcohol has 7 Calories per gram, compared to 4, 4, and 9 for carbs, protein, and fat, respectively. And unlike those, it has no nutritional value (M)

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My bathroom has great lighting

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Snap memory, 1 year ago today [NSFW]

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Sunday morning breeze

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What do you like most about me?

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He's ready for you.

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V, still wet

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Not much to do on a Sunday

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A lot of "alien abductions" can be explained by sleep paralysis (M)

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Firm believer in astrology... being complete bullshit (M)

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Enjoying Sunset, Part 2 [NSFW]

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Playful Post-Workout (NSFW gif)

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Hung 28 yo V looking for honest opinions? DM me

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The SQL to (M)y post from yesterday. Maybe you can help me SELECT what or WHERE I'll INSERT INTO

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Tip

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