"Don't worry, honey. I'll entertain you while we wait for the ransom money."
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Did an abduction role play with a friend, I swear she already had those bruises!
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Just gotta keep you occupied until I can get outta here, Mrs. Moore...
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At least the kidnappers waited until after her school dance to nab the rich lawyer's daughter.
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You can't hold a Candle to some nice secretary bondage. Or maybe you can. I'm bad at puns.
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