Did an abduction role play with a friend, I swear she already had those bruises!
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Just gotta keep you occupied until I can get outta here, Mrs. Moore...
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At least the kidnappers waited until after her school dance to nab the rich lawyer's daughter.
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You can't hold a Candle to some nice secretary bondage. Or maybe you can. I'm bad at puns.
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Usually not a fan of manipulations, but my love of Lena Headey and OTM gags is too strong....
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"Be a dear and give your hubby a few 'mmphs' to let him know you're still alive, will ya?"
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