It's not unusual for slavegirls to cry as they lose their last tiny bit of shame
imgur.com category @patpowers1995
imgur.com category @masterfulmastus
It’s not your fault that he’s genetically blessed, but you aren’t helping yourself any either
gfycat.com category @[deleted]
It's not like this was her first wedding night. This is her third marriage.
imgur.com category @clowns4mom
It's probably not a good idea to have people you barely know throw you a bachelorette party.
imgur.com category @clowns4mom
tumblr.com category @ClumsyUSB
It's not cheating if his cock and muscles are bigger. This is how Mother Nature works.
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
Not the biggest of Ding's Dongs, so I tried to make up for it with the bow
imgur.com category @AlexPeyne
Not sure it counts, as this is literally a still from a porno, but...
imgur.com category @CatpainTpyos
imgur.com category @Micahjay