8 XXX : be loved

It just wants to be licked up and down

imgur.com category @5050confidence

Anyone want to be my valentine?

imgur.com category @Strokme

Mornings be hard

imgur.com category @Ezpasss

I think my pants might be too tight...

imgur.com category @rateme18mx

A girl just told me that it's kinda small...don't know if she's right,should I be worried ?

imgur.com category @ntype1

Who wants to be on top of the box?

gfycat.com category @LatinStudMuffin

Very excited to be seen so erect shaved and nude exposed

imgur.com category @Franbour

6.1 but I'm a little shy, it can be a little bigger than the pic

imgur.com category @SpecialisttsH

Took a break from (M)y workout to take pictures for someone who turned out to be a catfisher. At least the pics came out well!

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

In (M)aterials, there's generally a trade-off between hardness and brittleness (e.g., a very hard material will likely be relatively brittle)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

If "cock ring" didn't already have a (M)eaning, it could totally be used as a synonym for a booty call

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

"Should of", "could of", etc. aren't right. The contraction of "___ have" is being (M)isunderstood. The correct versions are "should've", "could've", and so on

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

(M)y abs may only be easily visible when I flex them, but my V is always there. ❤ you, V

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

Each order of (M)agnitude is a factor of 10. E.g., being three orders of magnitude bigger means 1000 (10^3) times bigger

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

"24/7/365" (M)akes no sense. It should be either 24/365 (all day, every day of the year) or 24/7/52 (all day, every day of the week, every week of the year)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

E-Bae would be a good nickname for the subreddits that facilitate users selling their affection/attention/naked pics (e.g., GF experience, or "premium" accounts) (M)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

Do I belong here? Thought I might be able to show off

imgur.com category @throwawaypghr4r

If you're a very active bottom, "top of the morning" can be both a greeting and a description of your plans for the day (M)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

Had the thought today that "Hot Rods" would be a good name for a dick-focused subreddit (M)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

(M) Would your friends be green with envy if I were chlorophylling you up? (So, so

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

A lot of "alien abductions" can be explained by sleep paralysis (M)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

Firm believer in astrology... being complete bullshit (M)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

Would it be ironic if someone got fat because of an addiction to lean? (M)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

Undressing for bed would be more fun with you here [NSFW]

gfycat.com category @swoshyswo

Should be sleeping but I just can’t help myself around you...

gfycat.com category @swoshyswo

I suspect that going to a place called Bad Beth and Beyond would be a lot (M)ore fun than to the actual store

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

I like that I appear to be bringing so(M)e amount of happiness to the world, even if it is in the form of horny-ness

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

I wouldn't (M)ind being invited to a redhead's red "carpet"

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

"Dick appointment" has to be one of (M)y favorite new-ish terms. It's succinct and hilarious

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

Both "may" and "can" may be used to describe having permission; "may" is the more formal way to do so, though (M)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

If I were an equestrian, I'd be the headless horseman given (M)y luck lately

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

I want to be a reverse Santa Claus and (M)ake *you* say "Oh, Oh, Oh!"

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

Not sure whether Alice in Ropes would be the kinkier or less kinky version of Alice in Chains (M)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

Horny AF Post-Workout, Cum Be My Cooldown [NSFW]

gfycat.com category @swoshyswo

You'd go down without a fight (because enthusiastic consent is the only way I'd be interested) (M)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

"Hanged" generally means formally executed, while "hung" is generally used for every other meaning of the word (though it'd be kind of funny to describe a well-endowed dude as hanged) (M)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

Football innuendos: I'll help you get past the O line. You wouldn't be penalized for targeting my head. Sorry, I couldn't keep my hand off/I wouldn't mind turning you over (M)

imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd

Wanna be my workout partner?

gfycat.com category @swoshyswo

Why should Mondays be boring?

gfycat.com category @swoshyswo

[NSFW] Would you be my pre-workout?

imgur.com category @swoshyswo

Brandi being used

imgur.com category @Picksalada

that horny face expression, she seems to be so ready

imgur.com category @msix6

Gotta Love Old Trucks

imgur.com category @OhGx3

May the Force be with you ~ Sara Jean Underwood

imgur.com category @WeAreWonderfulNow

I'd Love To Spend the Day Like Her

gfycat.com category @Fidelio666

I would love to do this to a bud

gfycat.com category @blarggg99

I’d love to bounce on a cock like that

gfycat.com category @curiousb135

I love to ride

gfycat.com category @[deleted]

Very badly. Love this dress too. Cute as hell :)

imgur.com category @cy6nu5

I Love When He Pulls Me Down And Pounds Into Me

gfycat.com category @zinzinjo2