[wife] She was kinda like it right after you married. Well, still not quite like it.
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
He came so much! Now you have to do your job ... so start licking.
imgur.com category @heyjoewhatsthat
Your wife hasn't given you a blowjob in years. Your best friend is another story.
imgur.com category @[deleted]
Weddings Are Much Less Exciting Where You Come From (X-post /r/AsianCuckoldCaptions)
imgur.com category @CompileEros