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Tinder profile said "open-minded and want to try new things"

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I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.

imgur.com category @Vaganny

Tinder profile said "open-minded and want to try new things" (Anal Xpost)

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She said his cum stunk and tasted bad

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[B/S] After my girlfriend had just dumped me, and my sister came home from another failed date, we started talking about how much easier it would be if we were just in a relationship with each other instead. "Well, we could do that..." I said:

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She said her husband was sleeping beside her, and this was all she could show me

gfycat.com category @pen_fifteen_

Played with a cub that said he's "halfway through To the Moon." Who the hell starts 'To the Moon' and doesn't finish it in one sitting?!

imgur.com category @shivermethimble

Someone Said They Liked My Angle and Asked [F]or More

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my sisters asked if they can suck my cock and I naturally said yes

gfycat.com category @justafriend2u

Daddy said if I finished my research proposal like a big girl then he would let me have one of my Valentines day gifts early. It was the best motivation ever, and now I have these cuties!!!

imgur.com category @littlepokemontrainer

I played a dressup game and liked what I made so much, I drew it! Daddy said it was cute > w<

imgur.com category @cursedlettuce

She said stay and watch...

imgur.com category @panam1991

A client came to me with a bratty slave, said she's "always got her nose in the air". And I do love ironic punishments.

imgur.com category @Wallace_in_Chains

Mistress said I had to share the pics she took today: Locking me up with her help, and then me posing in a maid outfit w/ petticoats while helping clean the house

imgur.com category @CDNatalie

When I told mom, she said she knew what had happened, and would sort it when we got there.

imgur.com category @somerandomer

"I told you I have to do all my laundry! You can stay and help me... if you want." said mom.

imgur.com category @ohmyunf

Mom said she only wanted some tan on the vacation and nothing else

imgur.com category @dirtysanchez1954

When my aunt said sis and I could chill at her place, I thought she'd be cooler about it.

imgur.com category @nestwarme

She said I taste like strawberries and honey

gfycat.com category @chantel024

When Master had said she and Franny would be dancing cheek to cheek that evening, Zoey had something entirely different in mind.

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When Master had said she and Franny would be dancing cheek to cheek that evening, Zoey had something entirely different in mind.

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Your bully told your younger sister that he'll stop beating you up id he got to fuck her. He's like 6'5 and she's only 4'9. She said fine but swore that he couldn't make her cum. The video proves otherwise...

gfycat.com category @[deleted]

They said they went to talk to your bully about leaving you alone, but the next day he sent you a video of him transforming your two sisters and your girlfriend into his pathetic, desperate, filthy sluts.

gfycat.com category @totallytransformed

I told my girlfriend about the bully and she said she was going to go "take care" of him. Half an hour later he sent me this.

gfycat.com category @[deleted]

It was first that one time when we ran into my bully in the shopping mall. "I'm going to the ladies section. You go and have some food meanwhile". She said as she disappeared for a while. Now he is always accompanied by my mom for his shopping.

gfycat.com category @RikiLindhome

Your wife said she had a friend over and that I should bring my best bro with me. Her friend being your sister... was an added bonus.

gfycat.com category @HourGIassAss

What, you don't like it sweetie? Well, your boss promised to demote you and cut your pay if I stay like this the whole ceremony, so of course I said yes! I can't wait to see your dear mum's face when I walk in haha! Now come along, let's get hitched!

imgur.com category @Whitesissycuckman

I had the last laugh on my bully. I have a real successful job and my wife said he was the cable guy or something.

gfycat.com category @HourGIassAss

You reach home and find your mom in this position. She said your bullies came over to fill her with creampies. Now she wants you to guess how many were they?

gfycat.com category @Epicgoku12348

I have a tiny dick and my gf said I don't know how to fuck! so she needs a real man

imgur.com category @thelittle_boy

After dinner one of Goddess' friends said that the pork was nice but it would be even better if served with apples and well stuffed. Goddess was happy to oblige.

imgur.com category @PigWithNoName

[MM] After all is said and done, cuddling is still the best <3

imgur.com category @mrs_yiff

King of the land and sea, you said?

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[B/S] Sexually Frustrated Brother (Part 2) (Literally Just Said Fuck It And Didn't Upload Part 1 First Since It Was Only Storyline)

gfycat.com category @UnluckyPersona

[F] My Daddy said the only way I was able to pee was if I went in my panties and shoved them in my mouth.

imgur.com category @daisy_whore_me_out

They took this off of the main exmo subreddit. Said it was too scandalous or something. Been mentally our for 8 years and officially out since 2011. Cheer to a happy new year.

imgur.com category @thehipsterhistorian

Someone said latex and car washes go well together? [album in comments]

imgur.com category @shiny_numbers

Ashley Benson became one of the coolest people alive when someone suggested this dress to her and she said "Yeah, all right."

imgur.com category @FuckingObsessed

In 2003 softcore model Rita G appeared on Howard Stern's show and let every guy in the studio feel her boobs to prove they were real. Howard said they were the most perfect natural breasts he'd ever seen.

gfycat.com category @ChivalrousPervert

Victoria Justice after you said you want to rip those jeans off and destroy her asshole

imgur.com category @Eternal_Cock

My messy roommate asked where her satin angel panties were and I said I had no idea. They appeared a week later, she had no idea I covered them in my cum

imgur.com category @snagem86

"it is hard to be a man," i said, "until one stands in a relation to a woman. and, i suppose, it is hard to be a woman until one stands in a relation to a man."

tumblr.com category @havoc_bot

Friend and I have been edging for hours. He said his balls didn't ache.

imgur.com category @Vulpes-Vulpes-Fox

I may not understand what the problem is, but my sister is not a liar. If she says she has a medical problem and needs my help to relieve that pain, what kind of a brother would I be if I said no?

gfycat.com category @Accountnumbahtwo

Sis couldn't decide between me and our dad - she said she needed more time to compare. We were happy to oblige.

gfycat.com category @Accountnumbahtwo

Mom said it was her duty to teach me about safe sex. And give lots of practice.

imgur.com category @irmaoackbar

Aunt said: Come closer and take it in your nouth

gfycat.com category @horny-loser

She pulled you into the spare bedroom by the arm, visibly annoyed. She sighed as she closed the door behind her. "Get it over with. You were staring. " She said, as she pulled her dress up; her big, soft cock flopping out, slapping against her thigh and s

imgur.com category @ElMath3w

When my Ex Sent This She Said "Purple and Pink; They Hold All The Stink"

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[x-post from gonewild] [nsfw] {[F + M]} This morning he fucked me in nothing but knee socks ;) When he asked where he should cum, I said "Everywhere. And my tits."

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