Your wife said it would just be a quiet night out with the girls.
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Why you shouldn't pass out on NYE when your girl is hot and tipsy.
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Your girl told you she was getting flown to Las Vegas for a "modeling gig"
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The company your girl works for, pays her to stay in these sweet rooms as a "consultant"
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Your girl said it was a "work function" but they spent the weekend doing this.
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"I'm out of breath from dancing with the girls. We're having a blast!"
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You recognized your girl's tattoo from a thumbnail on PornHub
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You can tell it's your girl's first week at college (she's still making random guys use rubbers)
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Anytime your girlfriend says she's going on "girl's night" - this is what's actually happening.
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Your girl has this conversation with guys she meets on Bumble
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Your girl shares an office with 3 horny guys and she's always losing bets.
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Eventually she'll loosen up and her boyfriend will wonder what happened to his girl's tight pussy.
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Your girl told you she's been with 7 guys, in reality it's closer to 70
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Here's a tip for you bro. Next time your girl asks you to stay home and cuddle...DON'T go out.
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Found out my boyfriend was cheating on me after a year of dating ☹️
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