8 XXX : i never said

25 / F / 5'5" / ~150 lbs – my mother always said broad shoulders look good on a man :( weightlift 4–6 days a week. Arms have never been thin, even at my thinnest (135 lbs).

imgur.com category @nappeun_nom

They said "never skip leg day", good thing I listened. [M]y first post here.

imgur.com category @jdathrowaway

You said you'd never kissed a girl on the lips, brother? Which?

tumblr.com category @lepota

He said she'd never work another day in her life. He wasn't specific about how she would spend them otherwise.

imgur.com category @Pr0naccount51

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them fee

imgur.com category @Tyrannosaurus-Sex

She said her man could never fill her up properly.

imgur.com category @CentralFl8210

When my girlfriend said she had a valentines gift for me I would have never thought it was my sister.

gfycat.com category @birdthejerb

my fit aunt said she never tried black cock so I was more than happy to let her try mine

gfycat.com category @justafriend2u

She said she never did this before.

imgur.com category @michaelpsycho

Tied her up before a date came over. She said her nipples have never been more sensitive! Full album at /r/dragonsltkn

imgur.com category @dragonsltkn

Whoever said "quitters never win" obviously had never heard of No Nut November.

imgur.com category @MomOfADragon

"I've got a really nice pad out in the desert," he'd said. Never again!

imgur.com category @patpowers1995

The name gives it away, BigBootyBBW XXL has never been thin, but that said... Holy hell, her descent into morbid obesity is sexy

imgur.com category @bob123456789123

Your sister said that she was only doing this to protect you, but soon it was clear that she never had a cock like mine

gfycat.com category @YoungDPPMale

Your best friend said she could get your bully to leave you alone. Now he doesn’t even look at you but you never hang out with her anymore either.

gfycat.com category @KatyPerrysBigFatCock

My gf came home, kissed me and said "You'll never believe which football star I met today!"

imgur.com category @PerenniallyHard

A long time ago, I had a housekeeper turned nurse, turned lover....We we were at a discount store, she saw these hanging on the rack, asked if I liked them, looked down at my bulging jeans and said, "never mind" lol

imgur.com category @goosebus

My wife says the guy in this photo (on R) looks just like her first boyfriend, Tony -- especially his cock. She said when Tony was flaccid he never got smaller than this, and then told me to create a comparison of me when soft - so here it is! Most embarr

imgur.com category @tallbuttiny

He Said He Cannot Cum From A BJ. I Said I Never Had A Guy Not Cum From BJ. Took A While, But I Got My Reward...

gfycat.com category @Wildnelle

Whoever said white underwear is [f]or innocent girls must never have met me

imgur.com category @AlphabetGirlOfficial

She’s never fucked you like this. She’s said her vows. Professed her love, and been a great wife, but all that goes out the window when her friend comes back into town. Just sit and watch how enthusiastic she is for his cock from your bedroom security cam

gfycat.com category @suckmydiddle

You said you’d never do a MFM threesome with her... so she had to go find people who would.

gfycat.com category @suckmydiddle

Her Dom said you had to watch over the phone

imgur.com category @charliemanx

You believed her when she said she was going out for "girls night", didn't you?

imgur.com category @bimbolivia

I Said No Stains!

imgur.com category @gasolinetrain

My gorgeous and sexy goddess/wife showing me once again how she feels about my locked up tiny penis (a.k.a. my clit). As she locked me up she said "Wow, honey, none of my exes would have come close to fitting in this! I've never seen one in my life that w

imgur.com category @tallbuttiny

My bud said he’s never finished with just head...let me fix that

gfycat.com category @Theefaceless

I'll never get tired of watching a cumshot from x_mariana_s

gfycat.com category @BooManshee

Xmas This guy will never forget!

gfycat.com category @[deleted]