imgur.com category @masterfulmastus
Your wife said it would just be a quiet night out with the girls.
imgur.com category @masterfulmastus
You gf was just going to get coffee with her ex, how unsafe could it be?
imgur.com category @iForgotiSwear
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
She honestly did try to stop it from happening. He was just a relentless scumbag.
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
gfycat.com category @Nilfgaardian_Leviosa
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
Your body is just listening to Mother Nature, sweetie. Nothing to be ashamed of.
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
Your girlfriend's new classmate went from creeping her out, to owning her in just a matter of days.
gfycat.com category @Nilfgaardian_Leviosa
gfycat.com category @BBSK9911
"I just went over there to tell him happy birthday, relax. You act like my panties came off."
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
No reason to get jealous, they're just roommates with a deep connection.
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
"I didn't ask, nor do I give a shit. I'll just pretend you got fat." [Asshole Bull POV]
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
"Girls night out" is just another way of saying "I'm gonna let someone else fuck me tonight"
tumblr.com category @Crippled_commenter
"I don't even have feelings for him anymore! I just want to go catch up, don't be so jealous!"
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
"Of course I didn't fuck my ex today. I just sat on his lap as a joke. Relax babe, we're friends."
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
Sometimes she mentions it a little late but most dudes just keep plowing away so it doesn't matter
tumblr.com category @Crippled_commenter
When you were just trying to be safe, but your sidechick has other ideas
imgur.com category @iForgotiSwear
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
"Would you relax, he's just my trainer. I'm not even in to white boys."
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
"He just wants to buy me a beer because we haven't seen each other forever, relax."
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
gfycat.com category @BBSK9911
You have a bigger ass and a shaved pussy, just take her man. [Homewrecker POV]
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
Every night someone gets sloppy seconds thinking his GF is just really creamy
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
"It was just happy hour, don't be so jealous. You act like my panties came off!"
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
"It was just some adult modeling babe, relax. It's not like I'm a whore."
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
Your wife said she was working late again but she was just meeting this guy for sex
gfycat.com category @montecharlo