[wife] The real answer is "NO, BABY, NO", but at the time all you could think of was...
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[girlfriend][gif] They did it on the table, so your face was mere inches from her crotch.
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Later, after all nine of them had left, she was as good as her word.
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[girlfriend] And there was a time when she thought that your 5'' were "big".
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Now you know why she was "too exhausted for sex" on your wedding night.
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[wife] She was kinda like it right after you married. Well, still not quite like it.
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My gf and her friend said it was just a "girls night out" and I have to say....I'm jealous of her ;)
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Neeko, Neeko, Neeko and Neeko. I think Vandiril was here (dude-doodle-do)
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It was supposed to be "girls night out", but the best friend sent you this
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