When my aunt says she's done with swimming for the day, I'm never far behind.
imgur.com category @nestwarme
When You Walk Into The Kitchen And Ask What's For Breakfast And She Says "Me".
imgur.com category @Mur-cie-lago
When the landing strip ends up crooked you say "Fuck it" and shave it all off. [F35]
imgur.com category @xxxtrafun1000
When You Walk Into The Kitchen And Ask What's For Breakfast And She Says "Me".
imgur.com category @Mur-cie-lago
When your straight friend says his girlfriend doesn't give head.....
tumblr.com category @Redditermined
When younger, my husband was teased for being too skinny. I'd say he's aged rather well!
imgur.com category @felicialovesponch
When The World Says I Shouldn't Have Any... Why Can't I Be Satisfied With One Brother
gfycat.com category @HourGIassAss
When I want more spending money from daddy, I don't say a single word.
imgur.com category @lemauvaisfils
imgur.com category @showstopper1122
When You Walk Into The Kitchen And Ask What's For Breakfast And She Says "Me".
imgur.com category @Mur-cie-lago
Say hello to Terrance. Daddy bought him for me to cuddles when I sleep over. HE'S SO SQUISHY! <3
imgur.com category @jenwaite
tumblr.com category @itispedosthatareNSFW
When sis found the perfect apartment for us in the city, she had a way of getting me to say 'yes'.
imgur.com category @nestwarme
When sis needs a break on road trips, she doesn't have to say anything more.
gfycat.com category @nestwarme
When people say you discover yourself in college, I don't think this is what they meant
imgur.com category @VagueLion
imgur.com category @KiKiPAWG
When they say "The bar is set high for slavegirls" -- they mean it.
imgur.com category @patpowers1995
When mom says "My son is a pain in the ass".This. Is what she really means.
imgur.com category @taniarincon
When your mom says she’s going to the gym, this is what she really means
gfycat.com category @YoungDPPMale
When my wife says she's too tired, my daughter is always happy to fill in.
imgur.com category @famcondare
When she says, "you've got 10 seconds to do what you want with my tits."
imgur.com category @serjamielannister
when they say they want big black dick, you give them big black dick
imgur.com category @yabadabadong
imgur.com category @irmaoackbar