"You might be my manager sweetie, but I take your husband whenever I want."
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
You were obsessively texting, she was being stretched out. (Also hello it's been a while!)
gfycat.com category @Pervert_Billy
I hope you’re not too shocked... I mean he is a very persuasive man, unlike you
gfycat.com category @BBSK9911
You felt bad for passing out at the pool party, but your girlfriend assured you that she had fun
gfycat.com category @bro_souffle
Your girlfriend uses Tinder to boost her confidence when you're out of town.
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
When your girlfriend comes home drunk and she's wetter and smellier than usual.
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
If you have a pussy between your legs, monogamy simply doesn't apply to you.
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
Text from girlfriend: Getting the rest of my stuff at my ex-boyfriend's house. Be home soon <3
gfycat.com category @RocketMuller
Slide your wedding ring into your pussy, and beg me to come over.
gfycat.com category @pm_me_your_wet-pussy
imgur.com category @tommyjames6969
What's the difference between your 5 inch boyfriend and your 8 inch roommate, sweetheart?
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
You are the hottest girl in your shit hole town. Do you really expect your boyfriend to dump you?
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
gfycat.com category @Nilfgaardian_Leviosa
You and your girlfriend both had orgasms last night. Only she wasn't alone.
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
When she wants to 'make love' she finds her husband. When she wants to 'fuck' she goes next door.
gfycat.com category @pm_me_your_wet-pussy
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
"Just don't cum inside me, my boyfriend and I are trying to make a baby. "
gfycat.com category @RocketMuller