8 XXX : pick me up

tell me about my wife! she doesn't think she can pick up some strange in a bar.

imgur.com category @midwesthotwifeguy37

I picked up this new top today. Can you blame me?

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The wi(f)e doesn't like the new pj's, but I'm still trying to pick my jaw up off the ground. I bet yall agree with me..

imgur.com category @Pseudo_ginge

Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor.

imgur.com category @penislover

Excuse me while I pick up my jaw.

imgur.com category @devilbunnies

Mom was a little upset that I didn't help her pick up the sandals she dropped. Me? Not so much.

imgur.com category @ohmyunf

I've never been confident enough to pick up girls and bring them home. So mom does it for me.

imgur.com category @nestwarme

What would you like me to bend down to pick up next, senor boss?

tumblr.com category @NigelFartknocker

For a bit of fun, Using these as inspiration, hit me with your best pick up line

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if you saw me like this would you pick up on me?

imgur.com category @HotNakedRiot

if you saw me like this would you pick up on me?

imgur.com category @HotNakedRiot

I Decided To Take Serena With Me To Pick Up A Book On Discipline & Punishment Techniques For Her. She Is Always So Good About Following Etiquette.

imgur.com category @PeopleProgrammer

if you saw me like this would you pick up on me?

imgur.com category @HotNakedRiot

I woke up at the hospital after my bully sparring partner knocked me out in front of the whole gym and my girlfriend. I was surprised to find she wasn't there to make sure I was alright and she wouldn't even pick up her phone. After about an hour of blowi

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A couple little clips of me smoking in my car.. Just went and picked up my cage!

imgur.com category @kittydenied

Let Me Pick My Jaw Up Off The Floor....

imgur.com category @UncleJay74

She picked [m]e up from the airport but we only made it halfway home before she had to pull over and fuck me in the bushes on the side of the road [f]

gfycat.com category @mactastic18

Sometimes I wanna go out, get drunk, and get picked up by a girl who'd do this to me.

gfycat.com category @Dark-1der