8 XXX : but youre not

I may not be the girl you take home to your mom, but maybe I can be the girl you take home tonight? (F)orgot gender tag last time.

imgur.com category @snowbunny11

Let's be real here. I'm not new or nervous. I'm not going to beg for your love and upvotes, and I don't use smiley faces. But, I've got some pretty nice tits. Enjoy them.

imgur.com category @getinitboy

I may be (f)orty seven, but I'm not the office mom, and I want to 'command'O your attention!

imgur.com category @SinfullySeraphim

Into incest but not your family? Be careful [x-post from r/4chan] (cringe/funny)

imgur.com category @SmuttysFriend

I'(m) not exactly what your definition of a cuckold is, but we know how to have (f)un.. + m,m

imgur.com category @GEEZASisMyName

We Like To Offer You A New Job, It Does Not Pay More But You Get Your Own Personal Assistant

imgur.com category @zoddymodels

It might have been hat-cold outside, but luckily it wasn't not cover-your-vag-cold

imgur.com category @nope_nope_yep

My girlfriend thinks her beautiful-voluptuous-boom-in-your-face-Puerto Rican-yummy-ass is big and disgusting. (She is used to being thin and small but has "bloomed" over the last year or so) Help me help her see what I see. So hard not to touch. ALL...the

imgur.com category @jnh14

Yes, I know, not everyone's cup of tea, but some of us like them like this. Just move on if it's not to your taste :-)

imgur.com category @mammary_shaman

What's your method? Not talking tags, but once you have a girl, what's your approach? Quick? Slow? Games? Just sit with your dick out?

imgur.com category @Malnard12

The choice between withdrawal and licking your asshole was not made lightly, but she chose

imgur.com category @shitwinker77

"The sun is right in my eyes, sweetheart," she complained, but he just snorted. "That's alright, it's not your face people want to see..."

imgur.com category @lovethemtohateit

I know your pussy is dripping wet doll but I am not going to let you cum. I'd rather tease you some more and see how much you can squirm

imgur.com category @hellosexynerds

[Question] [Serious] I'm 26 [m]ale. I've lost 20 kgs so far, but I'm too self conscious about my "love handles" and my penis size. Can I please have your honest opinion? I'm not comfortable naked and feel like I'm not making progress.

imgur.com category @Show_the_world

Squeal like the sissy you are. Please him with not only your body, but also with your girly sounds of ecstasy sweety.

imgur.com category @[deleted]

"So you think that skank Kelly can handle it, but not your little sister? We'll see about that."

tumblr.com category @lepota

It's not Wednesday, but I'll be your Wednesday. ;)

imgur.com category @SexaholicsAnonymous

This is not what you meant when you asked your wife to send sexts while you work, but still your hiding raging wood under your desk

imgur.com category @spankay

Shake your butt (but not too hard).

imgur.com category @devilbunnies

Her friends didn't want to tell you directly, but they warned you not to let her home the night before your exam. Don't say they didn't warn you

imgur.com category @itispedosthatareNSFW

She knows it's not yours, it's way too big... But she keeps on sucking.

imgur.com category @Ladsicle

Triplets. You were there for the conception, but they're not yours

imgur.com category @[deleted]

I know the original reason I made this album may not be to all your tastes, but I need encouragement from you guys to keep squatting! I'm going to the gym soon!

imgur.com category @townslutsissy

It's not hentai style... but I'm sure it will meet your requirements. (Wonder Woman)

imgur.com category @Just_hear_me_0ut

I know I've not been around long, but hopefully this asshole spread gets your attention [F]

imgur.com category @RosieBangs1000

New hair color! But I'm betting that's not what catches your attention...

imgur.com category @Ticket_2Ride

One more, before I disappear for a while (but not completely ;) ). Thanks for all the love, and enjoy your weekends!

imgur.com category @hiddenfrank

They melt in your mouth but not in your hands...

imgur.com category @PrincessPixie87

jeans pee (but not what youre thinking)

imgur.com category @hatman12317

When your wife becomes a slutwife and she allows her boyfriends to use her ass but not you.

imgur.com category @hotcheatingwives69

"I know it's not quite your birthday son, but my friends and I couldn't wait to surprise you."

tumblr.com category @lepota

This is fun and all but I'm not sure about you taking pictures of your fully naked sister giving you a handjob...

imgur.com category @ohmyunf

She's not a genius, but my sister learned the basics at school: smile and know your audience.

tumblr.com category @lepota

. in my opinion, you have a sacred responsibility to build her up and to strengthen her as a person. again, you better have the wisdom and experience to do this... if not, find your way together, but be honest with her that you cannot give her what she ne

tumblr.com category @havoc_bot

The problem with being mixed heritage is that your body hair can't decide weather it wants to be straight or curly. Feeling better about myself since I started my diet. I know I'm not the most defined guy, but I'm happy! M/23 London.

imgur.com category @KK779

Gents, remember: if you let them walk all over you they'll say you're a nice feminist guy. If you simply adopt a behavior of not allowing them to walk over you but protecting yourself accordingly and legitimately, they'll say your masculinity is toxic. Th

imgur.com category @itispedosthatareNSFW

Ok so not enhanced, but quite literally your fucktoy for tonight

imgur.com category @titsandboobs1234

I hope I'm not too late, but to all the sexy gentlemen out there: Whether you're a role model for youngins, or a provider for fur babies... I hope you ALL had a Happy Father's Day!! Now sit back, relax, and let's end your day the right way.

imgur.com category @LadyMcghee

[AliceNice] Collegeslut does not need panties, but she needs your attention

imgur.com category @AliceNice

You always told your friends not to hit on your GF, but he didn't listen...

tumblr.com category @Lilah_Page

It’s not your fault that he’s genetically blessed, but you aren’t helping yourself any either

gfycat.com category @[deleted]

This taxi driver was a giant dick. He threatened to kick you out a few times, before eventually he did. You asked your girl to walk out with you, but she wanted to stay. He drove off with her in the backseat. She's not answering her texts.

gfycat.com category @Nilfgaardian_Leviosa

"I'm not sure how to explain why I cheat on your son, Mrs. Richards, but maybe I can give you a taste of what it's like?"

gfycat.com category @PerenniallyHard

When you ask your bf for a threesome and he immediately agrees but he's not actually invited ;)

gfycat.com category @montecharlo

You and your wife are trying, but that's not stopping her

imgur.com category @iForgotiSwear

Summer's here and your cousin is visiting. Your mommy said the kid would be scared if he slept alone and made him sleep next to her. The kid was not scared but they didn't get any sleep either.

gfycat.com category @huyguycuk

When your instincts tell you you need that sperm in your pussy but you're not in a good place to be pregnant or become a mother right now

imgur.com category @bavverus

This could be your view, but I'm not your coworker ;)

imgur.com category @Kaze103101

Put on your sister's clothes and makeup, or mommies, or roommates, or buy your own. Just be a pretty white sissy faggot. You have no exscuse not to be pretty for real men. You too can be a pretty little girl, just like u/outdoors_but_inside

gfycat.com category @Bimmyj10000

You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend is clearly crushing on him, and he’s constantly hitting on her. You were hesitant to leave them alone this morning when you went to work, but she told you not to worry, she can deal with hi

gfycat.com category @[deleted]