8 XXX : male pubic

The end of the month, when cops have to meet their quotas, is cuffing season

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Does butt hair count as pubes?

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I was trying to follow the lines of my V, but I instead look like I'm presenting my dick.

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Talking about proteins at work: fine, no big deal. Talking about amateur teens at work: HR all of a sudden has a problem

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Blood has a pH of ~7.4, so really, we're all a little basic

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I'm not a creepy horror character, but I am a slender man

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My arms and legs are pretty smooth, so guys never see this bush coming

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choke on my cock while you feel my bush against your face

gfycat.com category @strangeotherness

Going head to head with some stiff competition at the boner contest

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Idea: Toy Story, but with sex toys. You could even still have characters named Buzz and Woody

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Thick bush stroking

gfycat.com category @28dun

It's wild to me that literally anyone can write a bill in the US (though only a member of Congress can introduce it)

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*Everything* is a chemical. That includes the little surprise on my tip =]

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Please, take a seat

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Middle Eastern pubes.

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Plenty of ginger

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The sight of you hits me like a Bolt of Lightning, and you're all I can Focus on. I Envision myself turning you on, the Fusion of our bodies, the Ascent, and finally us, in bed, completely exhausted

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Scroty McScrotface

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Deep breaths before and after you swallow it

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Thinking about growing it out again

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Instead of phone sex, radio head

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swallow 'til you're sniffing my pubes

gfycat.com category @strangeotherness

My hairy cock spunking

gfycat.com category @GoldenPing

If you're a very active bottom, "top of the morning" can be both a greeting and a description of your plans for the day

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My bushy boner

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Cats can be very cute, but they're killing machines: outdoor cats are estimated to kill billions of birds and small mammals *each year*

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[26]How do you like some Brazilian meat?

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Waiting for Good-O

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Alcohol has 7 Calories per gram, compared to 4, 4, and 9 for carbs, protein, and fat, respectively. And unlike those, it has no nutritional value

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Long time no see

gfycat.com category @IfImBad

30 M. Not much of a happy trail, but I sport a very thick bush

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guys have been complimenting my bush lately — i was thinking about trimming it a little but i'm a fan now

gfycat.com category @strangeotherness

Let's play 19th-century doctor and patient: you'll come in for your "female hysteria" and I'll manually treat you for it

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do y'all like golden fur?

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Just a little tease

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"She wants to own me, and I ain't trying to fight it. She said that's her dick, she got it copyrighted." Silly, but clever

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Dear coaches, athletes, etc.: you can't give more than 100% effort. If you can give more than your "all," then that wasn't your all

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My hairy dick badly needs to be sucked

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18M, never shaved it before, how's it looking?

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[26] I prefer white briefs

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"... And then she pulled out my mushroom tip, and when it came out, it went, drip-drip-drip"

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Wanna get high?

imgur.com category @Blipdrips

do you like my bush?

gfycat.com category @strangeotherness

You'd go down without a fight (because enthusiastic consent is the only way I'd be interested)

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how do you like my hairy bush?

gfycat.com category @strangeotherness

A push poll is "an ostensible opinion poll in which the true objective is to sway voters using loaded or manipulative questions." These are bad, m'kay

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Freeballin Friday Pubes

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Before I shaved

gfycat.com category @youngdaggadicc

wood morning, guys. any volunteers to swallow my cock til you're sniffing my pubes?

gfycat.com category @strangeotherness

Do you like when I slap it on my abs?

gfycat.com category @swoshyswo