8 XXX : why would you

Dear diary, today I could not find anything to fuck and so I turned to my reliable friend...

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Thumb Tacks (x r/wtf)

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One time at band camp...

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Another glass of champagne perhaps?

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Don't mind me, just doing some yard work.

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Big Green Thing

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What really should be under the Hardcore tab on porn sites. (x-post from /r/WTF)

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Dat branch...

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Shoe Shining.

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A penis [Xpost from /r/wtf and /r/peehole]

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Fucking a doll

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She must be from the Midwest. (Xpost)

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Big Blue

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I've never thought or seen of this one before, might be good for bondage too, tie it in place with itself.

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The D just didn't cut it anymore (x-post from /r/nsfw_wtf)

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Yo dawg...

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I'd tap that.

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Giant teddy bear.

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Sea water.

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I never understood the appeal of whisks, but to each her/his own.

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"Where's your bicycle seat?" "Seat? Who needs a seat! Now start taking pictures!"

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Evian

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Everything in the junk drawer

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A nice plump strawberry.

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Chie fucks knife hilt while lactating

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No means no -cross post from R/insertions

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I'm not sure just what this is, a corn dog, lolly pop or a popsicle?

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Hockey Fan

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Fancy an apple? (x-post from /r/nsfw_wtf)

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Guess she is locked, cocked, and ready to rock

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Posted on insertions too, I've heard of guys sticking it in a vacuum cleaner before, but a girl sticking a vacuum cleaner in her is a new one on me

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Who ya gonna call?

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Gumby dives in

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Messy Ice Cream Cone [Xpost from /r/coldporn]

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A greasy tool (A wrench of some sort, I'm no mechanic)

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A chair.... [Xpost from /r/wtf]

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Getting a cap in the ass

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Forking...

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A well insured vagina.

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I wonder if it's loaded...

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Ridged metal pipe

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The real octopussy

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Fresh Sushi

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A rose for M'lady.

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A day in the country, Poland, 1998 - photographer Joel-Peter Witkin (American, born 1939)

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A fan. [Xpost from /r/spacedicks]

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Several screwdrivers. Full gallery in comments

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Only have one hand but need to open a can? No problem!

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A very ranchy picture.

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"Blow it out your ass!" "Okay."

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