A chivalrous burglar will always tie their victims in a way that they can eventually escape
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It was all fun and games until he took off with all her jewelry...and clothes.
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Looks like I'll be going out with your boyfriend tonight. Oh, and thanks for the dress sweetie!
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If I ever want to rob a buxom blonde, that would be the disguise I'd use.
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