Now you know why she was "too exhausted for sex" on your wedding night.
imgur.com category @PM_YourPics_2Caption
..Should probably get a comb for my beard, but that's not why I'm here.
imgur.com category @JohnRaynor90
Since /u/futurama1077 won't be posting for awhile, here's an album of my own stuff I put together!
imgur.com category @TheAngryBrian
imgur.com category @Kainpt
Second pic proves why it's better off locked. But anyway, im ready for Sir's amusement
imgur.com category @Gaylor22
imgur.com category @CarolofHR
imgur.com category @Sandiegohotwife999
gfycat.com category @PM_4_DEEPTHROAT
gfycat.com category @Nilfgaardian_Leviosa
You couldn't provide for your wife, so she had to work for me as a maid.
gfycat.com category @pm_me_your_wet-pussy
Why wouldn't you want my friends knowing, aren't you proud that you've given up your orgasms for me?
imgur.com category @chant9
Why Are All Your Best Friends Suddenly Delivering Pizza...? (Wait for it)
gfycat.com category @CompileEros
Why wouldn't you want my friends knowing, aren't you proud that you've given up your orgasms for me?
imgur.com category @chant9
redd.it category @secretlittle