Mom still waits up for me to stumble home late. She calls it "round two."
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The first day back home, sis could tell I'd been exaggerating my recent romantic activity.
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When mom visits me at college, I treat her like any other girl I bring home.
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The family knows I wake up my sister when she's staying at home. Just not how.
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Sis kept it secret that she was coming home for the weekend. She wanted to surprise me.
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When mom can't decide what to wear out, I tell her we'll spend the night at home.
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Mom comes home early from her parties when she really wants to stay up late.
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Being well-endowed can attract all sorts of female attention. Even at home.
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I cancelled all my meetings and headed home when mom sent me this picture from my apartment.
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Don't worry son. No one's home and I am all yours for the weekend.
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My mother would never advocate speeding. But she lets me know when I have a reason to hurry home.
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At home and sharing a bed for the holidays wasn't too tough for my sister and me.
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For our first Christmas away from home, I made sure to give my sister something special.
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Since dad wasn't home to celebrate his 20th anniversary, I got to instead.
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Mom's so excited to talk to me when she comes home from work, she loses track of changing.
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After not seeing my sister for several months, she called me back home with some mixed news.
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Dad misses a lot of mom's planned evenings at home. But I'm always there to step in.
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The first morning in our new home, before anything was unpacked, mom just leaped in my arms in joy.
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Trying to go from dadbod to dadgonewildbod...work in progress. PM's welcomed for encouragement.
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I'm going to buy front row seats for the next Ariana Grande concert
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