You couldn't afford to go on Spring Break with your GF. He could.
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“Girls night out” is a nice way of saying “I’m going to let someone new fuck me again.”
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Your girlfriend and her roommate go camping a lot. She loves the outdoors
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"I don't even have feelings for him anymore! I just want to go catch up, don't be so jealous!"
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Anytime your girlfriend says she's going on "girl's night" - this is what's actually happening.
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If she giggles when she says "stop I have a boyfriend" she wants you to keep going.
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Just going to Arby's with my ex...as friends. Stop being jealous he's like a brother now.
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Hey bud, is this your wife? She can really take a dick. Thanks for letting her go out tonight!
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When she's this excited to go out, it's because she's getting fucked.
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Here's a tip for you bro. Next time your girl asks you to stay home and cuddle...DON'T go out.
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When you go to a house party with your girlfriend, but can't find her half way through the night
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[IG] her best quality is that she chooses to go out not wearing a bra
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We Were Supposed To Be Going Out, But Decided To Fuck Instead
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Your girlfriend can go all night so long as it's somebody else's dick!
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Your girlfriend booked a photoshoot, she's actually going to be a model! You're so lucky, dude.
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