Suck my dick, fuck my ass and shoot a hot load on my cock so I can jerk off with your cum
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Apparently my dick is photoshopped. Photoshop me a vagina too, because my dick is real.
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Whatever it is that you're doing right now, is not nearly as important as looking at my dick
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Not your ideal body type, but hey, at least my dick and balls are big.
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