[wife] The real answer is "NO, BABY, NO", but at the time all you could think of was...
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
[wife] And the second anniversary is probably going to be even worse.
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
"Why the sneaker game is fucked up... and I don't care" [Keepin' it alive]
imgur.com category @Ball4Life
Why are you acting so shy son? You bought me this dress. This is what you wanted to see isn't it?
imgur.com category @dirtysanchez1954
Why you shouldn't pass out on NYE when your girl is hot and tipsy.
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
Why fuck one girl when you can service two? (multitasking is fun :] )
imgur.com category @solarsource
Why don't you drown between my legs? My pussy is already wet from waiting! [F]
imgur.com category @Diana_Dream
gfycat.com category @Nilfgaardian_Leviosa