8 XXX : being me

The anticipation is killing me

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I wanna be your [f]antasy xo

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Wife can be quite persuasive when she wants to fuck (x-post /r/rearpussy)

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Must be chilly

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Who's it going to be? Billie or Bridget A? (from /r/Pussy)

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Don't have to be a mind reader.

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"when are you gonna let me put my clothes back on?"

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Can't you pick a new shower without me doing this? The salesman is standing right there!

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just take the damn picture and let me drink my coffee.

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There, you've seen me naked - now will you stop creeping around my bedroom every time you come to visit my son!

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Hey wait - that's not your phone! Are you taking pictures of me on your friend's phone?

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I can't believe you made me dress up like this..

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You tell me ATBN

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Don't look at me like that!

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I can't believe you came in me.

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My boyfriend insisted we had to have party favors so, yes, everyone gets to take their own picture of me.

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You're not serious?? You want me to take off my pants too???

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I know you guys need a study break but can't you do something besides making me dance for you?

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Next time you make a bar bet, bet a nude picture of yourself. You better bring me home something expensive ...

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Just give me my clothes back, asshole!

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"you actually expect me to flash my pussy for you?"

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Can't your little brother look at porn online? Why do you have to send him pictures of me?

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Fine - here's the picture. Now tell me where you hid my car keys!

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Oh God that's so gross! Just take a picture of me and do that at home!

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Raise it up for me

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Fine, here you go - now will you buy me some gas so I can get home?

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"I'm starting to think you lied to me. Naked picnics aren't really a thing, are they?"

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Leave me alone

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I don't know how you talked me into this

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There, you got a peek... Are you going to take me shopping now?

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Can you let me take my shower now? (Kaya Danielle) [from /r/unrealgirls ]

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...and every time we hear a plane, you have to show me your pussy

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Don't make fun of me.

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I shaved it all. Do you believe me now?

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Blow me

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No, Show me the OTHER flower

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Fine. Go ahead and use me.

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God, I swear sometimes you guys break that X-Box on purpose just to come in here and make me pose for you ...

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There, you've got your picture. Now you wouldn't report me for skinny dipping in the hotel's pool, right?

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"you promise me that no one else is gonna see this pic?"

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"Show me your nipples, or I won't go down on you!"

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"But they told me there's nobody here"

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"If you tell me to smile one more time, I'm gonna scream."

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It's bad enough you've got me bringing all of you food and drinks all night in this outfit, now I have to put on a show too?

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You're really gonna make me do this? Okay, fine. Just promise you'll keep my secret and I'll do whatever you want.

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Seriously - all five of you are going to crowd in here to watch me take a shower?

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'You are promising me that no one else is gonna see this pic?'

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Fine, here is my tit, now let me finish my coffee

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Punishment for spending too long in the shower: sit there and get cold while you jerk me off.

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I think Alison Angel gave me the inspiration for this subreddit

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