"I'm gonna shove your controller up your ass!" isn't a threat that bothers her.
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If my wife is gonna make me sleep on the couch might as well make the best of it
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Looks like it's gonna be a "how many times can a guy come in one night" kinda night
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It's funny how often you can tell right from the start how well a date is gonna go
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We're gonna get those fuckers clean, even if I have to watch you do that all weekend [GIF]
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"Seriously, you think a little rain is gonna put these badboys outta business?"
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The door's unlocked, and any moment Dad is gonna walk in to brush his teeth.
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