8 XXX : about that

Since she arrived on the farm knowing little of American culture, I offered to teach my distant cousin about water football.

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Hey mom. Guess how I know you've been thinking about me?

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Mom was surprisingly cool about finding my sister and I in the shower together. She just asked to be included.

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Sis thought I would tell mom and dad about her new boyfriend. I just wanted a snapshot.

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Mom couldn't help bragging about me, and soon after we moved in all the neighborhood wives were curious.

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Dad warned me about mom's mid-life crisis, but I don't mind being her snapchat buddy one bit

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"Your father won't be home until late. How about you, son?"

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"Don't look so awkward little brother. I don't want my new friends to know the truth about my 'date' to this party."

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At least when my aunt stops by uninvited she's not coy about the reason.

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Hey bro, whatcha thinkin' about?

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My sister is a free spirit around the garden. It's what I like best about her.

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"I saw you masturbating earlier in my room. What were you thinking about?"

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My sister is diligent about listening for mom and dad when I sneak in the bathroom after her.

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"You promise not to tell anyone about this, right bro?"

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Are you sure there's nothing you can do about the broken thermostat!? I can't even wear panties it's so hot in here...

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Don't worry sis, boys don't care about tan lines. Here, I'll show you an example.

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"Come on son, how about one with me and the girls?"

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My aunt asked me to help fire up an old engine behind their shed. She wasn't talking about the car.

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Grandma has some wild stories about her time as a spy during the war. Recently, she shared some old photos with me, too.

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"Come now cousin, weren't you told about the hay ride?"

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Once I saw her waiting, I realized why sis had been so secretive about our meeting spot.

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I was anxious about moving to a new country. Until the first afternoon alone with my new step sister.

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My cousin raves about their backyard swimming pool. I'm glad I finally tried it.

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"Didn't you fantasize about banging a mermaid, bro?"

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I wasn't sure about letting my sister crash at my bachelor pad, but she promised to fit in with the theme.

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My cousins aren't shy about getting ready for a night on the town in front of me

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My aunt said she knew about my crush on her, and told me to get it out already. At first, I thought she meant expressing my feelings.

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Though still a bit shy, on our balcony my aunt stood. "Nephew, you're my type of guy--let's not worry about 'should.'"

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I was a bit disappointed about driving cross-country with my aunt. Until I heard my cousin was joining.

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"Gee little brother, you've learned a lot about computers. But maybe your ditzy sister can teach you some things, too."

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Mom is trying desperately to get me thinking about medical school.

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For all her flaws, sometimes, my sister is just about perfect.

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Don't think too much about it, sis. You, me, we'll just hop in the shower.

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My cousin asked to experience everything she had heard about American pool parties.

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Mom was so excited about the diving lessons, she asked to thank me before we joined the others

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Mom couldn't help bragging about me to her friends.

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So should I wait until mom gets home, daddy, or should we talk about options on my new car?

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It's all about the lighting

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How about a lipbite while using scissors?

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The one problem that's appeared when you started wearing girly clothes was...

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not that i care or anything

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You know what that means!

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Hold your ankles then bounce on that dildo

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I would kill for that!

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A feeling that's one of a kind

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But that's Daddy's job!

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Ain't that the truth!

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Who would say no to that?

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On your knees with a smile...that should work.

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It's cute that you think this is an option.

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