When mom couldn't take my pestering any longer, she offered up my sister instead.
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Mom said to take care of the hooker first--we had all night to celebrate my birthday.
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Before taking her nap, sis left a clue that I was free to wake her whenever I wanted.
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"I'm not taking no for an answer brother, we're sleeping in the same bed whether you like it or not"
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All it takes is a few cocktails before mom and her sister start competing for my attention.
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Since dad takes such long showers, mom and I found some free time alone in the motel room
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My step daughter is very studious, but she takes a break each night for our skype sessions.
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Sis wasn't shy or embarassed when I caught her riding Uncle John - she asked me to take a photo
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My sister's been begging for me to take her to a spa for months. I'm glad I finally did.
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"Well bro, you heard mom. Think you can take care of things around the house while they're gone?"
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After a night of sending couples on their way, mom and I take a little extra time closing up.
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My twin Sisters couldn't wait to take me back to their hotel room after swimming in the pool
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I knew my sister was joking when she said "Take a picture, it'll last longer." But still.
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Some people take their tequila with salt and lime, others just down the shot
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