Explain it to me again. Your dingdong goes in my hoohoo or the opposite?
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What would you like me to bend down to pick up next, senor boss?
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When the club photographer asks me "Do you mind if I take a picture of your boobs?"
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If you've ever wondered why it takes me so long to (f)ilm. [GIF] (more fun stuff in comments!)
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