When life gives you lemons, stick your cock through the hole in your jeans.
imgur.com category @QUEEF_NACHOS
imgur.com category @ZApophis
When you're at the business end, you need to either get busy or GTFO
imgur.com category @treatemright
When shit like this can happen, somehow you know it's all going to be all right
imgur.com category @treatemright
gfycat.com category @internet1776
gfycat.com category @internet1776
gfycat.com category @internet1776
gfycat.com category @internet1776
When the stripper forgets to bring a dildo [xpost /r/SexShows]
imgur.com category @OfficialCardinalSins
When she lets you cum on her face and immediately regrets it
gfycat.com category @delay_gratification