"Why'd you keep your grade school recorder?" "Oh, uh... no reason."
imgur.com category @myfriendscantknow
Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten while hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
imgur.com category @laurenaakin
Why did I end up getting fucked? I was just trying to scam this old man by crossdressing!
imgur.com category @BillNyeTheHentaiGuy
Why does my little dick get stiff when bigger, better men bully me ?
imgur.com category @sissy_sluttish