8 XXX : birthday wife captions

When my wife asked me what I wanted for my 30th birthday, I told her jokingly, "The babysitter."

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When you forgot your wife’s birthday, she was furious. She stormed out of the house, saying she was getting a hotel room. 2 hours later, you received this snapchat from her..

gfycat.com category @detroitrock

Your wife wasn't even angry that you had to take a business trip on her birthday because...

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