8 XXX : cobbler

Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man, Dutch Apple Ass

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Would you have paid a reputable cobbler if this is what you got in return? What would you say to them?

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Had a cobbler resize my harness boots to fit my chicken leg

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