8 XXX : dogs you say

Told one of my buddies I got a golden dog cock that jizzes. He asked, "What do you mean?” ... I replied, "I mean I got a golden dog cock that jizzes." Thank you Bad Dragon for allowing me the ability to say those words.

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What would you say if you were out walking the dog and came across this?!

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