8 XXX : first child

weirdly, this is sex of us two conceiving our first child:)

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My child needs to be rushed to the ER, but first, let me take a selfie. (xpost /r/facepalm)

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aparently breastfeeding is wrong if the child is male (skip past the first minute to avoid sarcasm)

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I thought this picture was fitting for today, Innocent wifey sent this pic to me 5 months postpartum. Her body is banging more than ever after having our first child. And she is radiant because her heart is fulfilled. God bless America! Would you?

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Sam Kinnison's love-child?

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