8 XXX : i never got that

If Amy Poehler never got that SNL gig... (Lookalike)

imgur.com category @chillchang

Daddy says that I got Mom's "birthing hips". I wonder if that's why he never wears a condom?

gfycat.com category @incestmeat

Good girls are just bad girls that never got caught.

imgur.com category @devilbunnies

Pilot episode for porn series that never got made - Porn directing, Cocaine sniffing, badger porn director

youtube.com category @samstonehill

The self proclaimed "anti fascist" girl that got punched in Berkeley War IV, makes her own cheese.

gfycat.com category @RubberDong

Twenty years of marriage and my dad never once got my mom to do anal.. apparently she was saving that for the bully from across the street.

gfycat.com category @[deleted]

Your bully wants your mom once everyday to stop bullying you. You were surprised how fast she accepted that. You never got to know if she accepted for you or herself.

gfycat.com category @Epicgoku12348

One of the greatest travesties in human history is that we never got to see Jennifer Love Hewitt nude

imgur.com category @[deleted]

I got really horny. Desperately horny. I stopped to a point so low i never thought I would. I ended up getting a hooker off of backpage. The weird thing is, She ended up looking a lot like my sister. Is that why she wore the mask? That didn’t stop me. And

gfycat.com category @suckmydiddle

When you got home she made it very clear that she would never move in with your parents. She added that she's got plenty of friends who would be happy to take her in. You knew she meant one of her exes and you knew you weren't gonna make rent.

gfycat.com category @PM_4_DEEPTHROAT

[F] Just a good girl hoping to be spoiled tonight! I never got any gifts for Valentines Day.. PM me if you wanna change that! (:

imgur.com category @PiercedPetAnna