If your butt cheeks hurt from dancing and your face cheeks hurt from smiling, you did it right
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If your female guests want to take your bitch to the bathroom with them, let them.
tumblr.com category @havoc_bot
imgur.com category @BonerBoy
If your ass is your best feature, then the next step should be obvious: show us that ass
imgur.com category @treatemright
imgur.com category @bamboozlr
If your not raking this much $$$, you don't have the body to be a stripper.
imgur.com category @Micho_Rizo
tumblr.com category @[deleted]
imgur.com category @tightpetite
If your the dude that peeks at the urinal, don't be intimidated...
imgur.com category @ShouldBeWorking88
tumblr.com category @havoc_bot
imgur.com category @AliceNice
If your GF has a male roommate, there's a good chance she's fucked him
tumblr.com category @Crippled_commenter
gfycat.com category @Epicgoku12348
If your lips don't get past my cockring you will be punished. Severely.
imgur.com category @revivethissub
If your girl does it like Asa does it... Wife her. Put a ring on it. Lock
gfycat.com category @NSFWthrowawayacnt
gfycat.com category @futurecsstudent11
If your sister is taking too long in the shower, helping her wash off should get her out faster
gfycat.com category @shy_fem
If your work day was frustrating, I hope these help make your evening better!
imgur.com category @friendoffox
If your cock is showing from your boxers I can’t help but wrap my lips around it
gfycat.com category @chubbyfun69
If your big pouch is getting stares, usually this is what they fantasize about next
gfycat.com category @yungHungBuck
If your audio’s off, you’ll miss all the things I want you to do to my cock
gfycat.com category @swoshyswo
gfycat.com category @Tacothunderwolf
If your girlfriend doesn't care that you guys are dating, why should they?
gfycat.com category @PornMaker2048
imgur.com category @once_owned
imgur.com category @ImmortalMewtwo