8 XXX : or my daughter

Do I eat the cheesecake or my daughter?

imgur.com category @qm2x1798

My mom gave me these socks, little did she know her daughter is a stoner... Or an exhibitionist slut [f]or that matter

imgur.com category @ganjamami

went to a comedy show with my girlfriend, and the comedian pointed us out and asked the audience if they thought I was her daughter or girlfriend. WELP.

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I don't dare step foot into the only market in our small town. It's owned and ran by my worst enemy growing up and his boys. I much rather send in my wife or daughter in this case.

gfycat.com category @HourGIassAss

When your bully of a co-worker got that promotion and became your boss. He called you into his office, kneed you in the balls and said “Bring your daughter to me or you’re fired” What else was I supposed to do?

gfycat.com category @ZoomZapBoi